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emmetsexual:

therandominmyhead:

emmetsexual:

therandominmyhead:

ginnypants:

what the hell is that thing anyway

ghetsis is on the screen like ‘akuroma I give you a million pokedollars and you glue four hubcaps to a cardboard box’

And the the best part is it doesn’t even have a floor…..

SO IT’S LIKE ONE OF THOSE LITTLE TIKES CARS??

YES!! YES IT IS!! SEE?
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spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

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kristoffbjorgman:

kristoffbjorgman:

bjorg-man:

An Undeniable Love ♡

♪ accid-elsa-ly in love ♫

i’ve lost 18 followers so far because of this

(via ruinedchildhood)

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towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via hungaritarians)

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aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

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  • The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
  • The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
  • The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
  • The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
  • The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
  • The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people
  • The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
  • The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day
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wayward-swagabond:

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

#whats next#bronal sex?#bronetration?#brorgasm?#oh yeah bro. u just hit my brostate. i love how ur brock feels in my assbrole
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fruitsofapathy:

SPRING JOKES.

On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.

(via marigoldtrigger)

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flancrossing:

wtf antonio why are you so cute

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tulililli:

katkayes:

fuckyeahdekutree:

ok so i tried to do this

AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED

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Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help

or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc

(via ruinedchildhood)

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cruxia:

salamifuposey:

superhamish:

He’s gonna try and sell that energy ball to tom nook 

i can’t
I’m laughing so hard right now I’m in tears

cruxia:

salamifuposey:

superhamish:

He’s gonna try and sell that energy ball to tom nook 

i can’t

I’m laughing so hard right now I’m in tears

(via gaiacrossing)

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ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys

(via marigoldtrigger)

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