Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki’s face.
Thor:
Thor:
Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.

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menacherie:

baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

oh my god i’m laughing and crying

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

mystsaphyr:

“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”

(Source: bluerubyrock, via crossroad-blues)

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gentilh0mme:

mrcalifornia:

viciouschild:

here we can see a cunt in her natural environment. 

she says that if all gay people are killed off then there won’t be anymore but

Anderson explains that, that can’t happen because gay people are born from straight people and that’s when she starts stuttering.

“that didn’t happen”

“yes it did, it’s called the holocaust”

lmfao oh my gods the stupidity of some people

lmao i’m dying at how absolutely stupid this woman is.

sailourjupita:

whosthisdouchefag:

classyprostitute:

vvelvvet:

yepperoni:

do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

so calm as they get doused 

omfg

im cryinhg oh my ogd

“IS HE SOME SORT OF CARWASH????”

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thekonamicode:

OH BOY TIME TO PLAY SOME VIDEOGAMES!

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republiccityfireferrets:

fireflyfizz:

aznpen:

unhandmestrangewoman:

BENDER NO BENDING

THE URGE TO LAUGH AND CRY AT THE SAME TIME IS OVERWHELMING RIGHT NOW

GOOD JESUS.

jeSUS TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL

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extantecstasy:

Because the media reacts like this when we’re less than perfect. Because our emotional range gets stunted and limited.

Because so many aspects of our culture normalize rape on a subconscious level.

Because Kansas and Arizona pass bills that allows the…

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j2andfreehugs:

Jared and Jensen behind the scenes

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Bongo Beats!

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